“You’ve seen my descent, now watch my rising.”- Rumi
Today I was FB-stalking old college crushes who never gave me the time of day: receding hairlines and dad-bods everywhere; or they’re outta the closet now. Clearly, I know how to pick ’em. Needless to say, my current pursuit for the perfect man has been quite the shit show (I owe it all to you, Bumble). So hang tight my faithful followers: Hell was full and now I’m back with a motherf@&%ing vengeance.