Boo Radley Syndrome

“Boo was about 6½ feet tall… he dined on raw squirrels… what teeth he had were yellow and rotten; his eyes popped, and he drooled most of the time,”- To Kill A Mockingbird I got together with my girlfriends and discussed which guys we consider creeps. I won’t list names*, but they were (for the […]

Short-Term Relationships

My father’s from the South. So, I grew up going to PBRs and cattle shows. It’s crazy; bull riders hop on a bull and hope for an 8-second-ride. Eight seconds. While short-lived, you can bet that’s an experience they will cherish forever and never forget. That’s what dating me must be like. My favorite relationships […]

Resisting Temptation

“When in doubt, please pull out don’t put out!”- Ella. I am a complex woman, full of contradictions. I’m a germ freak who won’t share straws/forks, but will make-out with Newport’s finest bar flies. Outrageously flirtatious, unless I’m actually attracted to the guy. And I’m probably the most virginal slut (sluttiest virgin) known to mankind. […]